So Say We All

flaming-lesbian:

I forget how gay I am till I’m around a bunch of straight people.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

(via sooyougn)

avatarparallels:

Katara, destroying the patriarchy.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

impendingeargasm:

Anyone who hasn’t heard this needs to.

do not do this to me

iron-bae:

Ah yes. The fate of Thedas is in good hands

iron-bae:

Ah yes. The fate of Thedas is in good hands

back to the beginning 

stayuglystayangry:

i googled basically “why isnt there something like grindr but for ladies” and the answer was “there have been but they all fail because men kept infiltrating them and being disgusting and predatory” amazing why didnt i figure that out on my own

absolutelyiris:

Fucking listen to me.

Edge of Tomorrow comes out on DVD October 7th. See this movie. It was grossly ignored by American audiences and bombed (although it did extremely well overseas). And it shouldn’t have. Because it’s a fantastic Groundhog’s Day-esque sci-fi action adventure movie.

  • There’s a lot of time reversal, so if you hate Tom Cruise, he “dies” a lot of times, and if you like/love him, you’ll get to see what a great sense of humor he has (he even said he and the crew had contests to see who could come up with the best “kills”).
  • EMILY BLUNT. EMILY BLUNT PLAYING A KICKASS HERO. EMILY BLUNT’S MUSCLES. LOOK AT THE PICTURE THERE. DO IT.
  • It’s surprisingly funny. Cruise is surprisingly funny. Watch as he’s literally dragged places, kicking and screaming the entire way.
  • In a pile of remakes and reboots and sequels, this was a nice original story in the mix.
  • The CGI and action was on point, as was the chemistry between Cruise and Blunt.
  • Most importantly: this movie is a complete gender reversal. In regular action movies, the guy is the stoic, moody, weary action hero and the woman is the shrieking, scared sidekick. In this movie…Tom Cruise is the cowardly sidekick, screaming and scared and running away. Emily Blunt is the badass, big fucking hero. She’s the one kicking ass and taking names and she’s run out of names. She’s literally the face of selfless heroism and stone cold determination and strength.
  • The male character (Cruise) completely admires the female character (Blunt). He doesn’t talk down to her, he doesn’t call her sweetheart, he doesn’t treat her as his “lesser.” He actually adores her strength. He doesn’t ~knock her down a peg. He respects her.
  • The movie is completely unapologetic about the gender role reversals. Blunt’s Rita Vrataski has typically “masculine” traits (she shows little emotion, is closed off, all business, kicks ass, the first time you see her she’s all muscle and working out), Cruise’s William Cage has typically “feminine” traits (he doesn’t want to fight, he’s constantly scared and screaming, he’s more emotional than Rita, he likes to talk, he catches feelings, etc) and the film makes nothing of it. The film carries on as it should instead of sticking these actors in the typical stereotypes. Blunt is the badass hero and Cruise is the scared sidekick and fuck you if you don’t like it, the movie will move forward without you.

So yes, SEE THIS MOVIE. Wonderfully original, surprisingly funny and moving, and the fucking gender role reversal is badass.

video game meme → [1/7] video games → mass effect (1,2,3)

"How do you deal with a ‘Stage 5 Clinger?’"

everyoneisgay:

- Question submitted by Anonymous

womptacular:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.

  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay



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